big sky democrats

10) You found out about Johnny Cash from “Walk the Line”

9) You put in a “man-sized” dip, then promptly throw up

8) You have a “dinner plate” sized belt buckle, that you bought at the GAP

7) You wear cowboy boots...and you're a Senator from Virginia

6) You go to a bar and order a Zima Ditch

5) Your bolo tie doesn’t match your Abercrombie Jeans

4) Your best 8 second ride occurred when you were 14

3) You speak with a “Texas twang” despite going to Andover, Yale, and Harvard

2) You call what you are wearing an outfit

1) You’ve worked in stockyards all your life, except the brief stint working for a guy named Jack