10. "Well, you won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore?" – RICHARD NIXON
9. "It's time to stop bashing Geraldo." – GERALDO
8. "If you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you'd probably leave them with Bob Dole." – BOB DOLE
7. "Rickey don't like it when Rickey can't find Rickey's limo." – RICKEY HENDERSON
6. "Bernard Loiseau is a spokesman for French cuisine." – (French Chef) BERNARD LOISEAU
5. "Hulk will smash like he smashed puny stick-men!" – THE HULK
4. "I discovered that Amy Fisher could not get a legitimate job." – AMY FISHER
3. "I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won." – GEORGE FOREMAN
2. "Are you smellin' what The Rock is cookin'?" – THE ROCK
1. "I know the bloggers worry about what's in the future for Denny Rehberg, but they'll waste a lot of time doing it because not even Denny Rehberg knows what's next for Denny Rehberg." – DENNY REHBERG