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Top 10 best Birthday Presents for Conrad Burns

#10 -- A carton of cigarettes for use as currency in the pen.

#9 -- A big foam “Number 1” finger for Super Bowl trips

#8 -- Instant messenger so he can trade penitentiary stories with Jack.

#7 -- Suntan lotion for trips to the Marianas Islands

#6 -- Webster’s Collegiate dictionary..... more

#5 -- A subscription to Vanity Fair

#4 -- Free legal advice from Mini Me

#3 -- The “Law for Dummies” book

#2 -- Montana Hunting regulations for his staff

#1 -- Soap on a rope